Don’t be miserable on Valentine’s Day, sip yourself horny instead (2024)

All the hoo-ha around Valentine’s Day makes me want to crawl under the duvet til Feb 15 rolls around. Anyone else?

Not to sound like ‘the angry man who yells at clouds’ or anything, but the whole Valentine’s Day thing is incessant, and a bit (a lot) of a money-grab. We’ve got Mother’s Day to look forward to next…

I get it, hating on Valentine’s Day isn’t original, in fact it’s boomerish behaviour (which I’m not) and less of a cliché to be a fan.

That said, I’ll be making my own protest by swapping flowers and ‘I love you’ teddy bears for an evening of sipping drinks that supposedly lift your libido, in the safe environment of my home. Take that, corporate day of forced love.

If, like me, you’re looking to avoid going out and stepping on the roadkill strewn over the motorway of love, here are some do’s and don’ts of what to drink at home on Saint Valentine’s Day.

Don’t

**Use expensive spirits in your co*cktails**

Professional bartenders don’t. Even though they’ve likely used every expensive spirit in the book, you’ll often hear a mixologist’s go-to is the likes of Beefeater, Captain Morgan, Tia Maria Tanqueray and Havana Club. Sure, mainstream brands can come off as generic, but you don’t want a single spirit to take centre stage in a co*cktail.

Whack in a measure of rare, aged spirit if you have one, which is kind of like wearing high street clothes with a designer jacket. Boujee, but not essential.

Drink G&T, it makes you miserable

Great, my favourite drink turns me into a depressive confirmed bachelor. We all know that gin can be a depressant, but tonic water making us say goodbye to our sex drive is something else.

A team at the University of Lagos in Nigeria made the discovery, in rats, so maybe we’re in the clear. On the plus side, they also found that citrus vitamin C seems to reverse it, so chuck in a slice of lemon and lime to get your mojo back.

Do

Drink pink

Aside from being a colour we associate with love and kindness, pink drinks could increase your athletic stamina. The survey was about pink energy drinks, but why shouldn’t this cross over into rosé or pink co*cktails?

Apparently, a low-calorie pink energy drink with no carbs improved runners’ average speed by 4.4% and they ran 212 metres further than those sipping the clear version.

Pour a gin containing saffron and nutmeg

Were giving mixed messages. Gin may be a depressant, but it has a high aphrodisiacal potential, being a neutral spirit infused with botanicals. Juniper, gin’s main botanical is thought to be an aphrodisiac, known to clean the urinary tract and enhance sexual desire in men.

Find a gin that contains saffron, with a compound called crocin, there’s a reason why old Hindi films have newlyweds adding saffron to their milk on the first night. You’ve hit the jackpot if your gin also contains nutmeg, as research shows that it has a similar effect to Viagra. Bingo, Jaisalmer Gold (£39.99, drinksupermarket.com), which contains both.

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Try Tequila

Fun fact: tequila contains a compound called agavina, which makes you horny. It’s from the agave plant, from which tequila is made, which has properties that could potentially increase libido. Also, tequila shots are typically served with lemon/lime and salt, a combination which in itself increases blood flow. Make mine a shot of El Tequileño Blanco (£21.83, Master of Malt), it’s what the locals drink over in Tequila, Mexico.

Drink the Damiana Herb

Damiana is a shrub found on the rocky hillsides of Mexico, low growing with yellow flowers and fragrant leaves. Guyacura Indians in Mexico brewed it in damiana tea to improve their performance in the sheets.

Jose Cuervo Agavero is a tequila-flavoured liqueur, reposado and añejo tequilas are blended together with the essence of Damiana flower to create a herbal and vegetal-tasting liqueur. Tip some into your morning cuppa for a Mexican Coffee.

Try Axia Spirit

Mastic gum has been a powerful aphrodisiac since the time of the Ottoman Empire, it contains zinc to enhance prostate function which increases libido in men. People take it as a supplement.

Axia Spirit is distilled from the resin of the twisted evergreen Masthiha tree found on the Greek island of Chios. The sap is milked from the tree and left to dry in the wind, the crystals are harvested and blended with alcohol. Try as a long drink with tonic and a sprig of rosemary garnish.

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Valentine's Day:

Valentine's Day is a holiday celebrated on February 14th each year. It is commonly associated with romantic love and is often marked by the exchange of gifts, such as flowers, chocolates, and cards, between loved ones. The holiday has its origins in the ancient Roman festival of Lupercalia and later became associated with the Christian martyr Saint Valentine. Today, Valentine's Day is celebrated in many countries around the world as a day to express love and affection to partners, family, and friends.

co*cktails and Drinks:

The article mentions various do's and don'ts for what to drink at home on Valentine's Day. Here are some key points:

Don't use expensive spirits in your co*cktails: Professional bartenders often use mainstream brands like Beefeater, Captain Morgan, Tia Maria, Tanqueray, and Havana Club in their co*cktails, rather than expensive spirits. The idea is to avoid having a single spirit take center stage in a co*cktail.
Avoid drinking G&T: The article mentions that gin can be a depressant, and tonic water may affect sex drive. However, this information is based on a study conducted on rats, so it may not directly apply to humans. On the plus side, the study also found that citrus vitamin C seems to reverse the potential effects of tonic water, so adding a slice of lemon or lime to your G&T might help.
Drink pink: Pink drinks, such as pink energy drinks, have been found to potentially increase athletic stamina. A survey mentioned in the article showed that a low-calorie pink energy drink improved runners' average speed and distance compared to a clear version. While the survey specifically focused on energy drinks, the concept of pink drinks potentially enhancing performance could extend to rosé or pink co*cktails as well.
Consider gin containing saffron and nutmeg: Gin, being a neutral spirit infused with botanicals, is thought to have aphrodisiacal potential. Juniper, the main botanical in gin, is believed to be an aphrodisiac. Additionally, gin containing saffron, which has a compound called crocin, and nutmeg, which has a similar effect to Viagra, may further enhance the potential aphrodisiacal properties of the drink.
Try tequila: Tequila contains a compound called agavina, which is derived from the agave plant and has properties that could potentially increase libido. Tequila shots are typically served with lemon or lime and salt, which can increase blood flow. However, it's important to note that individual reactions to alcohol can vary, and moderation is always key.
Explore other herbal options: The article mentions two herbal options that have been associated with potential aphrodisiacal effects. Damiana, a shrub found in Mexico, has been brewed into tea by Guyacura Indians to improve performance. Jose Cuervo Agavero is a tequila-flavored liqueur that blends reposado and añejo tequilas with the essence of the Damiana flower. Mastic gum, found in the Axia Spirit distilled from the resin of the Masthiha tree, has been considered a powerful aphrodisiac since the time of the Ottoman Empire due to its zinc content.

These are just some of the concepts related to co*cktails and drinks mentioned in the article. If you have any specific questions or would like more information on a particular topic, feel free to ask!