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On the previous episode of The Legend of Vinicius: The Third War Between Pokémon and Digimon had started, and Vinicius, alongside Yoshi, Axew, Pikachu, Agumon and Gabumon, will give an end to this apparently infinite conflict. However, Fladramon, upon finding out about Agumon and Gabumon’s betrayal, decided to kidnapped and brainwash them. Axew bravely fought against Gabumon, who had now become his enemy. Not only he defeated Gabumon, but evolved into Fraxure in the process. Meanwhiel, Pikachu had just found his new enemy: Agumon!
Pikachu: Agumon, what happened to you?
Agumon: Now everything is going to be different: the Digimon will win this war and take Pokémon’s place as the most successful game series!
Pikachu: You got crazy.
Agumon: It’s too late to end this war.
Pikachu (thinking): He is right. Why haven’t I thought about that before?
[Flashback]
Ash: Help! I’m inside this Poké Ball and I don’t know how to leave!
Pikachu: What happened?
Ash’s Pikachu (translated line): As and I traveled to Russia, but when we arrived there, Ash was caught by a drunken Hitmonlee and I still can’t open the damn Poké Ball!
Pikachu: Have you tried to break the Poké Ball?
Ash’s Pikachu (translated line): But won’t this kill Ash?
Pikachu: No. As soon as the Poké Ball breaks, he will be thrown outside.
Ash’s Pikachu (translated line): Aren’t you feeling a strange vibe?
Pikachu: No, why the question?
Ash’s Pikachu (translated line): It’s better if you find out by yourself.
[The flashback ends]
Pikachu: I may not have prevented the war from starting, but I will for sure put an end to it, a good end to both Pokémon and Digimon! Were two wars not enough to find out that “Pokémon VS. Digimon” is an useless battle?
Agumon: It’s a matter of logic, like the rivalry between Quincies and Soul Reapers.
Pikachu: But they joined forces once!
Agumon: ONCE! Rivalries don’t end this easily.
Pikachu: You qere brainwashed! Don’t you remember when we decided to end the rivalry between Pokémon and Digimon once for all?
[Agumon, upon hearing Pikachu’s words, stopped for five seconds, then gor even more irritated].
Agumon: This is in the past! Now I know how superior Digimon are to Pokémon, and the proof of this is that Gabumon killed the whole cast of Pokémon Adventures Special, including the Pokémon!
Pikachu: Now I realize that the only way to take you back to normal is by defeating you.
Agumon: As if you had capacity for such act! I know all your moves by heart, I can, right now, predict which move you will use against me: Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: I can predict your first move too: Baby Flame!
Agumon: I don’t even need to Digivolve to defeat you. Let the battle begin!
BATTLE: PIKACHU VS. AGUMON
Pikachu used Thunderbolt!
Agumon dodged!
Agumon used Baby Flame!
Pikachu dodged!
The battle continued like this for 5 minutes, until…
Agumon (thinking): He is faster than me. I can’t believe I am saying this, but to defeat him, I will need to Digivolve!
AGUMON DIGIVOLVE TO: GREYMON!
Pikachu (thinking): It’s obvious that he forgot a very important detail: The bigger the size, the bigger the fall.
Greymon: Now it will be your end!
Pikachu: All villains say that, but you, Greymon, are an anti-hero.
Greymon: And? I am 3 meters taller than you. Admit, Pikachu, you already lost this battle!
Pikachu: Being bigger does not always means being the best, you know that?
Greymon: So let’s see if you will survive this!
GREYMON DIGIVOLVE TO: METALGREYMON!
MetalGreymon: Now I can fly too, and you can’t!
Pikachu: Let’s end this soon.
Pikachu went up on a tree and used MetalGreymon’s horns as a lightning pointer for his most powerful attack.
Pikachu: Faster than a XLR8, stronger than a Fatality and Brutality combined, I use VOLT TACKLE!
MetalGreymon: Stop announcing the attacks you’re going to use!
MetalGreymon lost 6000 HP!
MetalGreymon returned to his child level: Agumon.
Pikachu lost 3000 HP!
Agumon: Idiot! You used an attack that does damage to yourself!
Pikachu: It’s over for you.
Agumon: I can’t move my feet!
Pikachu: You’re paralyzed from the waist below.
Pikachu used Thunder Punch!
Agumon lost 60 HP!
Agumon lost!
WINNER: PIKACHU
Pikachu: Goodbye, Agumon.
Meanwhile
Lucario: Look who I found, my greatest enemy, Fladramon.
Fladramon: It’s about time we solve this face-to-face.
Yoshi: TAKE THIS!
Lucario dodged.
Fladramon: What’s happening?
Vinicius: We are going to end this war once for all!
Fladramon: What a cliché line.
Lucario: We better settle the score somewhere else.
Lucario and Fladramon ran away.
Vinicius: I will go after Fladramon.
Yoshi: I will go after Lucario!
On the next episode of The Legend of Vinicius: Defeat Fladramon and Lucario!
Fladramon: Who does the episode titles, after all?
Lucario: This doesn’t matter now.
